Light Humour
This section will be dedicated to bringing a little light humour to the Chat-Scene Blog. If anybody has anything that they think is worth adding to this page then they can send it to the usual address which is staff@chat-scene.com and assuming it's not something that we consider to be unsuitable we will happily add it to the collection.
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Rhymes:
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Yo, it's me..... the one and only bom, manchesters my place, that's where I'm from
chat is my game, ammering retards is my aim, when I'm not ammering retards I'm on ebay you say?
and what, think I Care..... got an awesome amp on there, then theres the bikes and the silver christmas tree
yea it looked shit but fuck it..... it was virtually free. Ange is a fat cunt, have you seen her callums ears
fuck me there massive.... bet he hears loud and clear. I'm with kaza... she's my girl but make no mistake
I wear the trousers and she bakes the cakes, I do as I please and I do it when I like.... hold up... whats that?
Shit I gotta bounce..... Kaza's threatening to whack me if I don't put on my marigolds and clean up the house.
chat is my game, ammering retards is my aim, when I'm not ammering retards I'm on ebay you say?
and what, think I Care..... got an awesome amp on there, then theres the bikes and the silver christmas tree
yea it looked shit but fuck it..... it was virtually free. Ange is a fat cunt, have you seen her callums ears
fuck me there massive.... bet he hears loud and clear. I'm with kaza... she's my girl but make no mistake
I wear the trousers and she bakes the cakes, I do as I please and I do it when I like.... hold up... whats that?
Shit I gotta bounce..... Kaza's threatening to whack me if I don't put on my marigolds and clean up the house.
Twistedsister
I'm Twistedsister aka jade.... you know me, I'm the one with shares in first aid....
I love my doctor and I'm always there, faking some new kind of health scare....
I think he knows that I have it bad for him..... sometimes I break down when he can't fit me in.
It's not so bad though theres always A&E.... plenty of doctors running around there for me.
I whizz up the corridors on my electric skooter, chasing those fitties and beeping my hooter.
I love my man the one called Barry, he's about twenty years younger than me but he loves my fanny.
Josh is my son, apple of my eye..... he gets a valentines day card but I draw the line at showing him my pie
Well I'd love to chat more, I've plenty to say but the doctors expecting me.... better be on my way.
toodle pip.
I love my doctor and I'm always there, faking some new kind of health scare....
I think he knows that I have it bad for him..... sometimes I break down when he can't fit me in.
It's not so bad though theres always A&E.... plenty of doctors running around there for me.
I whizz up the corridors on my electric skooter, chasing those fitties and beeping my hooter.
I love my man the one called Barry, he's about twenty years younger than me but he loves my fanny.
Josh is my son, apple of my eye..... he gets a valentines day card but I draw the line at showing him my pie
Well I'd love to chat more, I've plenty to say but the doctors expecting me.... better be on my way.
toodle pip.
Pictures
A collection of humerous pictures from the web, the below pics are aimed at topics often seen within the Adult-Lobby such as unemployment and fat people. Enjoy. The slideshow will automatically start and tumbnails of the images can be found at the bottom of the slide show.
The pictures below are user submitted pictures, if you see/have a picture that is worth being put on display here then send it to staff@chat-scene.com
Jokes:
This joke was submitted by Ms 'SuGaR
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
